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Audio Atrocities™ : Final Zone II NEC Turbografx 1990
Another of Telenet's decent games for the PC-Engine with butchered dialogue due to rushed production by people who didn't really care about the product. The bad acting is more generic than Last Alert, so it's less quotable, but still awful enough to have its very own page right here.

Exhibit A: You're just being manipulated by those scums!
Does anyone in the US talk like this? "Scums?" Either the actors were retarded and thought the lines were fine as written, or they deserve an Oscar for not breaking out in uncontrollable laughter when asked to voice classic lines like this.

Exhibit B: I thought I was lucky, but you must have nine lives.
An ensemble piece to demonstrate, that no, none of the actors can act.

Exhibit C: That's what you should have done.........in the beginning!
This delivery takes quivering with antici...pation to new lows. But hey, even without the overlong pause, the delivery still sucks, so it's not like saying it faster would have fixed anything.

The Rest:
Haven't had enough? Here's some additional clips for your amusement:
Clip 4

“You're just being manipulated by those scums!”
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