Audio Atrocities (TM) :: Resident Evil (Playstation)

This game's "acting" very nearly bumped off Last Alert. It's that bad. And, it has classic nonsensensical dialogue to boot! I won't talk about it any more. Just get right to the clips.

Exhibit A: “...you were almost a Jill Sandwich!”
Barry chuckles about Jill's brush with death, and puts it in the context of a phrase normally reserved for sexual innuendo. Of course, Jill is a slut, so she digs it and giggles about her brush with the undead. Ugh.

Exhibit B: “...you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.”
Another clip that proves why this game gave Last Alert a run for its money. "Master of Unlocking"? Would any native English speaker use this term in a situation like this if they weren't high, drugged, or mentally retarded? I don't think so.

Exhibit C: “It's not just a poisonous snake...it's a monster!”
Yikes! What terrible emPHAsis and timing in what's supposed to be a dramatic scene. Oh, who are we kidding? The whole GAME'S supposed to be dramatic, and this is just an example of the low-wattage actor-wannabes used in this game.

The Rest:
Haven't had enough? Here's some additional clips for your amusement:
Clip 4, Clip 5, Clip 6, Clip 7, Clip 8, Clip 9, Clip 10

“...you were almost a Jill Sandwich!”