|Audio Atrocities™ : Rumble Roses · Konami · Playstation 2 · 2004|
Of course, none of the above will matter to the male twelve-to-sixteen crowd who can make endless fantasy bouts with scantily-clad, and naked-looking (in mud wrestling mode) women. Stroke of genius, indeed.
Exhibit A: “You're Reiko Hinamoto from Japan...”
The crazy part of this clip is the chick from Japan doesn't even sound Asian...at all. Not even a little. Which would be far less obvious if the woman talking to her didn't sound completely Asian. Weird, uneven casting.
Exhibit B: “Beat it! I don't want some crazy-ass nurse touchin' me!”
This sample of back and forth conversation spanning several voice clips in a row shows the uneven nature of the acting. Most of it sounds read, and is par for the course in this game.
Exhibit C: “Cowgirl has teats...more magnificent...than my sheep!”
Did she really compare the other chick to...livestock? I'm all for sexual equality in colloquialisms, but "stacked like a sheep" doesn't have the same ring as "hung like a horse". The women out there will just have to try again.
Haven't had enough? Here's some additional clips for your amusement:
Clip 4, Clip 5, Clip 6, Clip 7, Clip 8, Clip 9, Clip 10, Clip 11, Clip 12, Clip 13, Clip 14, Clip 15, Clip 16, Clip 17, Clip 18, Clip 19, Clip 20, Clip 21, Clip 22, Clip 23
“Cowgirl has teats...more magnificent...than my sheep!”
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