|Audio Atrocities™ : Tenchu · Activision · Playstation · 1998|
Within the bad acting, there are definitely degrees of suckatude. The game lets you pick who you want to be - a male or female ninja. The male is competent, but voice-miscast. The female is a terrible flat-delivery, menopausal, trainwreck of a performance. It's ALL wrong for the character's look, and with terrible dialogue and delivery, too. I'd say it's actually worse than the bosses overall, and that's saying something!
Exhibit A: “I know what you want. You want the stone. It's safe inside my belly...”
Another weird boss with a ridiculous fey-retarded delivery topped off by an unexpected and completely out of place titter. Wow.
Exhibit B: “My...MY...my...precious...”
This clip makes you appreciate Andy Serkis' performance as Gollum in Lord of the Rings SO much more.
Exhibit C: “My father will be satisfied!”
You have a grown voice actor doing a kid voice that sounds kind of like Spridle from Speed Racer talking about fatherly satisfaction. How and why should this kid know that? I'm sensing Geisha indescretion.
Haven't had enough? Here's some additional clips for your amusement:
Clip 4, Clip 5, Clip 6, Clip 7, Clip 8, Clip 9, Clip 10, Clip 11, Clip 12, Clip 13
“My father will be satisfied!”
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