|Audio Atrocities™ : Time Crisis · Namco · Playstation · 1997|
I mean, yeah, you're there to blow stuff up real good, but a nice story well acted wouldn't take away from the experience. Oh, well.
Exhibit A: “Don't come!”
Who knew? This crazy mistranslation of something like “stay away!” is in Time Crisis, too! Pretty funny.
Exhibit B: “...dance to the death!”
Stupid overacted line by non-threatening sounding bad chick. Oooh, I'm so scared.
Exhibit C: “Their leader...also known as Cantares.”
Hmm. You think that maybe the reason the people call the target Cantares is because the bad guy is ALSO called Cantares? Dur.
Haven't had enough? Here's some additional clips for your amusement:
Clip 4, Clip 5, Clip 6
“Dance to the DEATH!”
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