Audio Atrocities (TM) :: Time Crisis (Playstation)

Is there some kind of unwritten rule that light-gun games have to have stupid dialogue? It seems like most of the gun games I've played spent $1,999,842.02 on the game development and a whopping $157.98 on the voice acting.

I mean, yeah, you're there to blow stuff up real good, but a nice story well acted wouldn't take away from the experience. Oh, well.

Exhibit A: “Don't come!”
Who knew? This crazy mistranslation of something like “stay away!” is in Time Crisis, too! Pretty funny.

Exhibit B: “...dance to the death!”
Stupid overacted line by non-threatening sounding bad chick. Oooh, I'm so scared.

Exhibit C: “Their leader...also known as Cantares.”
Hmm. You think that maybe the reason the people call the target Cantares is because the bad guy is ALSO called Cantares? Dur.

The Rest:
Haven't had enough? Here's some additional clips for your amusement:
Clip 4, Clip 5, Clip 6

“Dance to the DEATH!”